The Titan Dossier · Vol. I · Ed. MMXXVI Status: Risen · Day since collapse Polygon · 0xAAA5…285A
TITAN TITANis ourDOGE
File · TITAN is our DOGE / 001
Issue No. 01 · Thu. June 17, MMXXI
Restricted · For the Diehard
The Titan Dossier — Front Page A Memecoin in Seven Acts

Make Titan Great Again

In June 2021, a billionaire blogged about a coin called TITAN. Four days later it traded for fractions of a fraction of a cent, took $2 billion to zero, and was buried by every crypto outlet on Earth. This is the dossier of what came next — when the obituaries published, the community kept the lights on, and a memecoin that was supposed to die quietly became one that cannot.

In this issue

The Saga — five chapters, from $0.001 to $60 to dust to scripture.

The Cuban Files — a hall of fame for the man who got out.

The Elon Prophecy — a five-word tweet that changed everything.

By the numbers

~225 B TITAN burned to date.

20,000 Titan Punkz minted — sold out.

days alive after declared dead.

Plate 01-A · MAGA Edition Exhibit · "The Hat" Make TITAN Great Again
"Make TITAN Great Again" — community broadcast, 2021. Diamond-eye edit unknown.
—— Manifesto ——

Titan has died,
and Titan has risen. It cannot die again.

We were buried by Bloomberg, Reuters, CNBC and the SEC. We were eulogized, memed, sued, audited and forgotten. We are still here.

—— Signed The TITAN Diehard —— Polygon, since 2021
02
The Saga
Chapters I–V
The Story So Far
I
Chapter OneApr — Jun 2021

The Rise

IRON Finance launched on Polygon promising algorithmic stable money — a dollar-pegged token called IRON, collateralized partly by USDC and partly by a free-floating governance token called TITAN. Yield farmers piled in. APYs ticked past the legible into the absurd. TITAN went from cents to dollars to ten dollars to sixty in eleven weeks. By mid-June the protocol held more than $2 billion in TVL.

"Crypto businesses make more sense than you think, and valuing tokens is easier than you think." — Mark Cuban · 14 June 2021 · two days before
Iron Finance yield pools — TITAN/MATIC at 1,752,935,418% APY
Exhibit A · Iron Finance yield pools, June 2021 (real screenshot)
Alex Krüger tweet quoting Mark Cuban — 'Valuing tokens is easier and makes more sense than you think' — two days before suffering a 99.9% loss.
Exhibit B · @krugermacro quoting @mcuban · two days before, 17 Jun 2021
Mark Cuban farming TITAN
Exhibit C · The Cuban Effect, in real time
Mark Cuban tweet — I got hit like everyone else. Crazy part is I got out.
Exhibit D · @mcuban replying to @bitcoinPalmer · 7:29 PM · Jun 16, 2021
II
Chapter TwoJun 13, 2021

The Cuban Effect

A billionaire — owner of the Mavericks, Shark Tank icon, generally considered crypto-curious by the financial press — published a blog post on his website explaining that he was farming on Iron Finance. Tens of thousands of retail wallets followed. The TVL exploded. TITAN went vertical. For four days, everyone was rich.

III
Chapter ThreeJun 16, 2021

The Collapse

A handful of whales pulled liquidity. The peg flickered. The redemption arbitrage loop — the same loop that had minted TITAN out of thin air on the way up — now lost control and minted TITAN as a memecoin into existence to defend the peg. The supply ballooned from a planned cap near 1 billion to over 35 trillion in hours. The chart became a vertical line downward. The first true bank run in DeFi history.

"I got hit like everyone else. Crazy part is, I got out." — Mark Cuban · 16 June 2021

Iron Finance closed the protocol the same day. The post-mortem ran four pages. The community ran nowhere.

TITAN chart collapse
Exhibit E · "TITAN goes from $60 to $0 in 24 hours" · @Fxhedgers
IRON Finance tweet acknowledging the TITAN v1 community memeplans and MEXC listing, retweeting @TITANisourDOGE
Exhibit F · @IronFinance · "the community also has #memeplans for the existing TITAN v1 coin"
IV
Chapter FourLate June 2021

The Wake

The team announced an orderly wind-down. They tried to terminate the token. They could not. A smart contract on Polygon does not have a coffin. It has 35 trillion units of itself, dispersed across 150,000 wallets, and a Telegram group asking what now.

A community member registered @TITANisourDOGE. The thesis fit on one card: every other coin with trillions in supply is a memecoin. So is this one now. Hello, Doge.

V
Chapter FiveJun 25, 2021 — present

The Resurrection

On June 25, 2021, Elon Musk tweeted five characters: "T is the new D". The community took it as scripture. The chart took it as a signal. TITAN's market cap clawed from under $1M back to over $100M. Twenty thousand Titan Punkz minted and sold out. A global community formed across Australia, Japan, China, Europe and the US — and decided this was the coin that does not die, because it already did, and came back.

"Do you believe in miracles? $TITAN has risen from the dead and took less than 3 days. Sorry, Jesus." — @TITANisourDOGE · 23 June 2021
TITAN risen from the dead
Exhibit G · The Resurrection plate
Elon Musk tweet: T is the new D — 6:55 PM Jun 25 2021
Exhibit H · @elonmusk replying to @RationalEtienne & @jack · 6:55 PM · Jun 25, 2021
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The Cuban Files
Hall of Fame
Exhibits 01 — 09

Few investors have been immortalized in pixels quite like Mark Cuban. He shilled. He got rugged. He got out before the floor. He went on CNBC, blamed the regulators, and asked for clearer rules on stablecoins. The community said: noted. And started drawing.

What follows is an honest archive of the memes the TITAN diehard made about the man who, more than anyone, taught us not to listen to billionaires on the internet.

I got hit like everyone else. Crazy part is — I got out.
— Mark Cuban, replying to @bitcoinPalmer · 16 June 2021
Mark Cuban as Captain America with TITAN logo — 'Captain Shill'
EXH · 01 Captain Shill
Dr. Evil Cuban — 'Well I guess you could say I like to SHILL TITAN'
EXH · 02 "Shill" TITAN
Mark Cuban pouring TITAN gasoline on his own portfolio fire
EXH · 03 Pouring TITAN on the fire
Two-panel meme: a lynx labeled 'Mark Cuban shilling TITAN' above a small house cat labeled 'me shilling TITAN'
EXH · 04 Mark Cuban shilling TITAN vs. me shilling TITAN
Mark Cuban — Where are the Regulators meme
EXH · 05 Where are the Regulators
Cuban holding TITAN coin — 'I had to beat an old lady to get this'
EXH · 06 "I had to beat an old lady to get this"
Mark Cuban celebration walk meme — 'me doing a celebration walk after shilling TITAN'
EXH · 07 Celebration walk after shilling TITAN
Mark Cuban as Anakin meme — 'Mark Cuban coming with shills' meets the TITAN Army of clone troopers
EXH · 08 Mark Cuban coming with shills, meet the TITAN Army
Spice Girls meme with every member's face replaced by Mark Cuban — 'If you wanna be my lover, you gotta SHILL TITAN'
EXH · 09 If you wanna be my lover, you gotta SHILL TITAN
Interactive Exhibit · Press at own risk

Mark Cuban : press to get out

A button. Press it. Mark Cuban will leave like he did in June 2021. Crazy part is, he gets out every time.

Cuban has exited 0 times today.
04
The Elon Prophecy
25 Jun 2021 · 6:55 PM
Five characters, three years of mileage
@elonmusk · replying to @RationalEtienne & @jack 6:55 PM · Jun 25, 2021
"T is the new D."
428 RT · 113 QT · 3,564 ❤ · screenshotted forever

Five characters
One scripture

Nine days after the collapse, the world's most-followed account on the timeline replied to a thread about Jack Dorsey and Bitcoin with five characters and a period.

The crypto press read it as a typo. The crypto press was wrong. The TITAN community read it as a coded handoff: T is the new D. TITAN is the new Doge. They put it on hats. They put it on coffee mugs. They put it on the side of a SpaceX launch tower if you squint hard enough at the right angle.

"Illuminati love using subliminal messages. Check the red circle in the picture. T is the new D." — @TITANisourDOGE
Elon Superman — TITAN is the new Doge
EXH · 10 — "TITAN IS THE NEW DOGE"
Elon on Mars with Doge and TITAN
EXH · 11 — Emperor on Mars
Elon TITAN to the moon
EXH · 12 — Saint of the Pump
Elon Musk painted as a Roman emperor on a Martian throne flanked by two Doge shibas wearing TITAN medallions
EXH · 13 — Imperator of TITAN
'What's the next big crypto?' Elon: zoetrope panels of him gesturing at the TITAN logo
EXH · 14 — "What's the next big crypto?"
@TITANisourDOGE tweet about an Illuminati subliminal message — TITAN spelled vertically on a launch tower next to Elon Musk, circled in red
EXH · 15 — Subliminal on the Launch Tower
05
The Punkz Codex
2021 · OpenSea
20,000 minted · sold out

When TITAN died and the community refused to, somebody had to draw something. The result was Titan Punkz — a 20,000-piece pixel collection of the cast of this dossier: the founders, the billionaires, the dogs, and TITAN himself in various afterlives.

Eighteen archetypes shown here. The collection sold out and seeded the treasury that has, more or less, kept the project breathing.

20,000
Punkz minted
18
Archetypes
SOLD
OUT
Status
06
The Burn Ledger
Two dead wallets
One running tally
~225Billion TITAN burned

Two wallets
One direction

When a memecoin mints 35 trillion of itself in an afternoon, the only honest direction for the supply is down. The community has sent TITAN to two on-chain dead addresses since 2021. Verified on Polygonscan. Audited by anyone with a browser.

The number you see is approximate, growing, and irreversible. Tokens sent to these addresses are not coming back. Nothing is.

#Dead addressAmountVerify
01 0x000000000000000000000000000000000000dead ~170 B Polygonscan ↗
02 0x777777777777777777777777777777777777dead ~55 B Polygonscan ↗
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The Federal Reserve File
FEDS Notes · 02 Jun 2022
Cited by name. Studied by economists.
Board of Governors · Federal Reserve System FEDS Notes · Working Paper
RESEARCH NOTE

Runs on Algorithmic Stablecoins:
Evidence from Iron, Titan, and Steel

Kenechukwu Anadu  ·  Pablo D. Azar  ·  Catherine Huang
Marius Rodriguez  ·  Jack Wang
SeriesFEDS Notes
Posted02 Jun 2022
DOI10.17016/2380-7172.3115

The Federal Reserve studied three algorithmic stablecoins that broke under stress between March 2021 and May 2022. TITAN — our coin, the one Mark Cuban shilled and exited — is one of them. The June 16, 2021 unwind of Iron Finance is, in the paper's own framing, a textbook bank run. We were not, in any sense, dismissed.

Read the full paper federalreserve.gov ↗
The $100M Question
Pop quiz · Polygon history
One right answer. We kept the receipts.
Question 01 · Multiple choice · No phone-a-friend

Which memecoin was the first to reach a $100M market cap on Polygon?

Choose wisely. There are receipts either way.
— Off the record · do not redistribute —

Probably Nothing

We are not announcing anything. We are not promising anything. We have already died publicly enough times to know better. Read what you want into this sentence — and into the fact that this sentence exists at all.

When TITAN goes 100X — meme image with overlay text 'WHEN TITAN GOES 100X'
EXH · 17 — When TITAN goes 100X, we're all rich again. Crypto summer comes back.
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